The most surprising thing about these portly players is that so many of them played in attacking positions. Then again, would you fancy trying to stop a 15 stone winger at full-throttle?
Join us in celebration of the biggest units to ever grace a football field...
If it was up to us, they'd have had a slap rather than a cap...
They may be decent footballers, but by God are they ugly as sin...
Coleen, Carly, Louise, Gemma, they're all here. Apart from Posh Spice, she's ugly...
Cornrows, mullets, bubble perms and feather cuts. It ain't pretty...
Do like everybody else and have a gander at our most viewed Catflap football galleries.
Similar to the UK WAGs, only with a touch more class and sophistication...
So every footballer might be a celebrity these days, but it doesn't make every celebrity a footballer. Though this lot may disagree...
It's our tribute to football's dying breed. The One Club Heroes...
David Beckham celebrity football
We've teamed up with the guys at EA Sports to get our hands on three copies of FIFA 09 to giveaway…