The most surprising thing about these portly players is that so many of them played in attacking positions. Then again, would you fancy trying to stop a 15 stone winger at full-throttle?
Join us in celebration of the biggest units to ever grace a football field...
If it was up to us, they'd have had a slap rather than a cap...
They may be decent footballers, but by God are they ugly as sin...
Coleen, Carly, Louise, Gemma, they're all here. Apart from Posh Spice, she's ugly...
Cornrows, mullets, bubble perms and feather cuts. It ain't pretty...
Do like everybody else and have a gander at our most viewed Catflap football galleries.
The best players of the 1994 World Cup in the USA. Diana Ross not included...
Wayne Rooney stands in front of painting
Rod Stewart celebrity football
Luke Chadwick Sitting On The Bench
Sonia Amoruso on football pitch with Alessandro Del Piero
We've teamed up with the guys at EA Sports to get our hands on three copies of FIFA 09 to giveaway…