Grooming has become part and parcel of the modern footballer's lifestyle. Apparently, they now employ stylists and all sorts of image consultants to make sure they avoid galleries like this. We're not having it...
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We've teamed up with the guys at EA Sports to get our hands on three copies of FIFA 09 to giveaway…