Grooming has become part and parcel of the modern footballer's lifestyle. Apparently, they now employ stylists and all sorts of image consultants to make sure they avoid galleries like this. We're not having it...
The chaps who often make the beautiful game look very, very ugly...
Lesion (noun): An abnormal tissue found on or in an organism...
Players who ruled the world in 1998. By that we mean they played well at a World Cup...
Similar to the UK WAGs, only with a touch more class and sophistication...
The greatest squad of foreign talent to have graced the Premier League...
Do like everybody else and have a gander at our most viewed Catflap football galleries.
The best players of the 1994 World Cup in the USA. Diana Ross not included...
Wayne Rooney stands in front of painting
Rod Stewart celebrity football
Luke Chadwick Sitting On The Bench
Sonia Amoruso on football pitch with Alessandro Del Piero
We've teamed up with the guys at EA Sports to get our hands on three copies of FIFA 09 to giveaway…