Grooming has become part and parcel of the modern footballer's lifestyle. Apparently, they now employ stylists and all sorts of image consultants to make sure they avoid galleries like this. We're not having it...
It might only have been a few years ago but that's no reason not to reminisce...
It's our tribute to football's dying breed. The One Club Heroes...
The year is 1990. The place is Italy. The game is football. It can only be our Italia '90 World Cup gallery...
The best players of the 1994 World Cup in the USA. Diana Ross not included...
So every footballer might be a celebrity these days, but it doesn't make every celebrity a footballer. Though this lot may disagree...
Do like everybody else and have a gander at our most viewed Catflap football galleries.
Bruno Cheyrou playing badly for Liverpool
One club wonders Tom Finney
Oliver Kahn with WAG Verena Kehrt at beer festival
Bianca Kajlich with Landon Donovan at film premiere
We've teamed up with the guys at EA Sports to get our hands on three copies of FIFA 09 to giveaway…