Germans. Stuffy, arrogant, and lacking a sense of humour. At least that's what we thought until they charmed the pants off us all at World Cup 2006. England lost on penalties, Zidane went crazy and Italy held the trophy aloft...
Join us in celebration of the biggest units to ever grace a football field...
If it was up to us, they'd have had a slap rather than a cap...
They may be decent footballers, but by God are they ugly as sin...
Coleen, Carly, Louise, Gemma, they're all here. Apart from Posh Spice, she's ugly...
Cornrows, mullets, bubble perms and feather cuts. It ain't pretty...
Do like everybody else and have a gander at our most viewed Catflap football galleries.
Francis Jeffers Poses In front of camera
Seth Johnson standing in goal playing for Derby County
The chaps who often make the beautiful game look very, very ugly...
We've teamed up with the guys at EA Sports to get our hands on three copies of FIFA 09 to giveaway…