To the tune of "That's Amore":
When the ball hits the net who's the scorer I bet... that's Zamora!
With a left foot so sweet got the world at his feet... that's Zamora!
When the ball hits the net like a fucking rocket... that's Zamora!
When the Upton Park roar who's the boy who will score... that's Zamora!
When the ball hits your head and you're sat in row Z... that's Zamora!
Rumours that it's been adopted at the Cottage are as yet unconfirmed; you normally need some fans for a chant to work.