Tottenham Hotspur FC

Little Jermaine is back, yippee. We’ve been chanting his name since the day he left and didn’t even mind when he scored against us.

The numbers involved are a bit confusing. We sold Defoe for £9 million, bought him back for about £15 million and the word on the street is Pompey hasn’t even paid us yet.  To be fair I don’t care as long as Jermain scores a shed load of goals and has learnt the off side rule.

Hopefully the wee one will be with us for a while now. Like Martin Jol said in 2006, "There's no problem with Jermain. I wouldn't swap him for Miss World - he would probably swap me for Miss World though"

Welcome back son.