Tottenham Hotspur FC

He’s short,
He’s fast,
He scored against the arse,
Arron Len-non, Aaron Len-non

The chant may not work musically but it doesn't make it any less true.

The we man with the quick feet has found some form again since Redknapp’s arrival if we can keep him close to his best we’ll do well this season and he could force his way back into the England team.

One of  the things I love about the little fella is he’s got an awfully deep voice for his stature. It sounds weird, in a good way.


Keep up the crossing practise Aaron we can’t wait until your doing stuff like this every game.


We love you Aaron.

Honorary Hotspur Jimmy Bullard just keeps going up and up in my estimations. A few months ago I posted a chant that the Fulham fans sing to the Maggie Thatcher impersonator.

Jim Bullard Bullard
He’s better than Steve Gerrard
And Thinner than Frank Lampard
Jim Bullard Bullard

Jimmy’s response is so good that I stole it from the quotes section of another website to bring to you.

Take it away Maggie.

"It's a blinding song but only half of it is correct. I'm not sure I'm better than Steven but I'm definitely thinner than Frank"

Legend.

Not one of ours but good all the same.

Jim Bullard Bullard
He’s better than Steve Gerrard
And Thinner than Frank Lampard
Jim Bullard Bullard

So the rumours are true.

Osama ohh,
Osama ohh,
He comes from Taliban,
He is an Arsenal fan...

North London natives since 1882, 1919 still not forgiven, Bill Nicholson – best ever, push and run, Greavsie, Gilzean, year ends in one. First British team to lift European trophy, first double winners. Hoddle, Waddle, Chas and Dave, cups, Ossie’s dream, “Is Gasgoine gonna have a crack? He is you know.” Klinsman’s dive, entertainers, decline, love a moan, false dawns, now’s our time, maybe next year, sell best players or walk for free. The Tottenham way.