Name: Sifaeli Tesha.
Age: 31.
Years supported: 27.
First game: Spurs 0-1 Wimbledon, 1990.
Favourite all time player: Glenn Hoddle.
Favourite current player: Gareth Bale.
Worst ever player: For the money Sergei Rebrov (but he did score against A*senal).
Fantasy signing: Michael Essien (I know I shouldn't but he'd be awesome for us and is exactly what we need).
Tell us a secret: I had a bet with several Liverpool fans that Darren Bent will score more league goals than Fernando Torres in the season 2007-8. This year I'm going double or quits.
Who's the Daddy: Habitual trophy winner Juande Ramos.
Favourite chant: "I don't like Ledley, oh no, I love him." To 10cc's 'Dreadlock Holiday'.
We’ll finish: 8th.
If Spurs were a band: Happy Mondays - Trail blazers in their day, badly lost their way but showing signs of recovery. If they can keep everyone fit they could have the last laugh by eclipsing local rivals.