Yes that's right people and it comes in the form of a football club, a proud club with proud fans turning into a bloated monster devouring everything in it's path, stand up manchester city and stand up the shady sheik.
Yes i'm sheik shady, the real sheik shady all you other sheik shadies are just imitating
Football had become an ugly monster many years ago, making millionaires of people who were average at their profession, michael ricketts comes to mind here, it's not his fault that leeds united payed him ridiculous sums of money for doing bugger all, more fool them but he is a shining example and a real bullet in the head for the average working man who is becoming increasingly alienated from the beautiful game. Football has become more than a kickabout, it's a global entertainment in the same way as music or cinema which is great because it needed a kick up the arse years ago and we got it with the premier league and sky. With exposure comes revenue and now we sit on our tea break in some shit hole of a factory and read about players who earn in a week what it would take us six years to accumulate, thats the way it is, we've got to deal with it, ugly as it may be.
This shocker of a tune is coming to a crescendo in the form of man city and their new owners, inflating the transfer market with ridiculous offers and valuations, trying to buy the love of men, yep the same man city who were battling it out with stoke in division three ten or so years ago. Fourteen million pounds for craig bellamy, a player who has had more clubs than stringfellow and is about as loyal as a grass. Good player when he can be arsed but if that is the state of the market then it's another nail in the coffin of common sense. The kaka situation is reality hitting for their fans, the bloke sounded all along like he didn't want to be part of this shady enterprise and fair play to him although the possibility of milan burning to the ground may have had some sway also. You can't buy the love of players on the back of some pipe dream, robinho has only just come round after they dosed him up in brazil and bundled him in the baggage compartment of a jumbo jet bound for eastlands, he's done a runner from their training camp. What next, ten million for vincent pericard of the mighty potters, he used to play for juventus so he must be good eh!! They will probably win the league next year and this piece of writing will look foolish but do i give a flying oatcake. NO
SUSPECT DEVICE BY STIFF LITTLE FINGERS (Live in london 79, check the action down the front, all the young punks)
Because football will blow up in our faces...Keep it tight stoke