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3 Nov, 08 | Tags: Latest News | Match Previews

It is fitting that Newcastle's nightmare start to the season has finally reached Halloween.  The Geordie nation has been provided with an absolute horror show that would make Michael Myers (the bad guy from Halloween) soil himself.  Joe Kinnear's appointment was seen by many, myself included, as the final, fatal knife wound into Newcastle United.  But, as we are all finding out very slowly, all has not yet been lost.

 

Points are continuing to be be eaked out and, If we are trying to coincide our league position in relation to holidays, then Christmas is next, which can only be good news for the Toon.  I believe it is meant to be a jolly time - therefore, that should lead to plenty of wonderful, total football displays and points in the bag instead of presents.  After the undeserved win at home to the Baggies, we are now not entirely doomed.  Shola Ameobi put in a decent showing and Martins (inconsistent headless chicken) is looking like he may well hit a cheeky vein of form, which will be lovely. 

 

So in conclusion Joe, i take back about 50% of my skepticism.  You seem to have rallied the troops, got the players behind you and most importantly, given us some much needed luck.  With Villa coming to the Park later tonight, i would not mind another dose of fluke please, because i have a feeling we will need it. 


17 Oct, 08 | Tags: Latest News | Match Previews

I'm looking at this season with my eyes open – gone are the traditional feelings of blind hope and ambition - replaced with the very real threat of relegation.  If we don’t find a new buyer for the club, which is by no means certain, then Michael Owen will more than likely leave in January and his departure will not be counter-acted with new arrivals; no one will come and doom shall reign supreme…

 

Glimpsing not so far ahead and we have Manchester City’s weekend visit ahead of us.  In my eyes we don’t have much to lose.  As long as the match does not end with an embarrassing 6-0 home defeat, any other result will be met with either expectation or success.  I will take a draw any day, but with Manchester City’s awful away form still at large, a win may be possible.  Though, it would not be met with disbelief if Man City suddenly got their away boots on just in time to smash the Toon. 

 

Coming back from 2-0 to draw away at Everton a couple of weeks ago was a pretty big deal, so confidence must have risen from the periphery of nowhere to just simply downhearted.  That will do in my book.  Perhaps, Kinnear will get Newcastle playing football of the gods; though with Joey Barton considered to be our saviour, I’m imagining the new football will feature more fouling.  At least it will be a change.


17 Oct, 08 | Tags: Latest News

Newcastle United is doing its best to copy the state of the World’s economy.  Tumbling share prices are mimicked by their league position, public panic and unrest is there in abundance and the desire for heads to roll at the top – in particular Mike Ashley’s - is clear for all to see.  With a bail-out planned but no long term recovery in sight, all mid-term hopes rest in the podgy hands of Joe Kinnear. 

 

After hurling mass abuse, including a few choice phrases at some journalists, Joe believes he has what it takes to move the club forward or, at least stop the freefall.  After my initial reaction of freaking out and declaring absolute hatred towards the man and once again Newcastle’s decision makers, I have decided to give him a chance. 

 

Well, apparently he’s doing an alright job.  The players may not be heaping praise on him, but there have been trickles of gratitude directed his way.  If the Toon can just avert a potential implosion, get to the stage of a takeover and then experience the sweet feeling of January signings, then his stay will be viewed as a success in my book.


19 Sep, 08 | Tags: Latest News

Here is a brief summary of some of the recent horrible things that have gone on at my club:

 

1- Poor Mike Ashley has decided to sell his club amid fears for himself and his family's personal safety.  Ashley, now about as popular as a punch in the face, says that he has listened to the fans and will get the hell out of Newcastle as fast as he can.  If only the business tycoon had started listening a wee bit beforehand, he could have avoided a lot of this mess.  In his attempts to sell the club, the slightly overweight Londoner has gone to Dubai in search of some super-rich oil folk but as yet has had no such luck.  His begging-like selling strategy may be knocking some value off the club me thinks.  In a few months time Newcastle may well be sold for some M&S pork pies; its all about knowing your market.

 

2- Spiderman Gutierrez has gone and added to Newcastle's monster injury list, picking up a knock while playing for Argentina.  He will be out for three weeks.  Alan Smith has also smashed himself up but as he is not playing his best (rubbish) I don't care.

 

4- Guthrie has gone and been a complete bender, breaking Craig Fagan's leg and probably ending up getting sued in the process.  While he insists that the kick he directed at Fagan during the abysmal 2-1 home defeat to Hull was completely out of character, he has lost a lot of cool points in my book.


8 Sep, 08 | Tags: Latest News

A part of my Newcastle Utd soul died over the past week.  Withered away by one final almighty embarrassment.  The Geordie Nation is used to having itself let down by the club it serves so faithfully, but this is the last straw.  OK, it's not the last straw but it is a bitch of a straw none the less. Managerial dismissals are common place at the Toon; you know that at St James' no ones job is safe.  But when the return of the Messiah is over in such comical fashion just eight months down the line, you start to wonder what you are doing.  With his departure goes another season - just three matches in...sigh.

 

My whole life as a Newcastle fan began with Kev.  Saving us from relegation from the old Division One was my first taste of Toon fanhood.  Promotion the year after and the joys and despairs of the Premier League soon followed.  You soon became accustomed to not having a clue what to expect.  Now you know what is coming: disappointment. 

 

The second coming of Keegan should have been like the second coming of Jesus; something pretty damn special.  I'm pretty certain Jesus won't be told where to stick it after eight months.

 

Also im well aware that the comparison is outrageous to say the least.


2 Sep, 08 | Tags: Latest News

Well no apparantly he is not gone after the club insist they have not sacked him.  The Geordie Army may not have to go nuts after all.  I on the other hand am nuts and have no freaking idea what is going on.  Apparantly it will all become clear tomorrow or something...

This is still a disgrace - we are a laughing stock to the other fans.


2 Sep, 08 | Tags: Latest News

In a few hours or so it looks as though Newcastle fans will be plunged back into darkness with what appears to be the imminent resignation of Kev.  And why? Because of the needless involvment of Dennis Wise in a position that should never exist at a football club. Everyone wants a job of power these days.  You knew it was a problem the moment he was appointed.  How can a manager control his team if he does not have control of who he brings into the club? It is simply another St James' joke at the fans expense.  I will tell you now if Keegan leaves, with it will go all support for Mike Ashley; it was a master-stroke to bring the Messiah back, but to dismiss him after nine months will be like putting a gun to your head and pulling the trigger. 

And of all the people to put in control of this job; DENNIS WISE. who would you rather have take you out to dinner? Kevin - an enthusiastic dreamer who will tell you the best OR a small angry man who doesn't even have a proper job.  No wonder we didn't sign Modric.  Im sure Kev's Joey Barton inclusion will be blown out of proportion and used as an excuse, but that it just plain bollox.  Maybe this rant will not be completly accurate, but just when the Toon look like getting back on track we hit another wall of misery.  This club is a car crash, thank god i have an airbag.

Transfer news will be talked about when im not angry - that may be some time. But to sum up we have signed no one who can really take this club forward and Mike Ashley spends no money. He did lose all his dough mind when his business went down the pan - or did he spend it on beer? I forget.


25 Aug, 08 | Tags: Match Reports

Super Shay and super-sub Owen proved to be the difference in our first home game of the season, giving the Toon a vital win especially with Arsenal, and a probable defeat, up next. In what was, unsurprisingly, a bit of a dull affair against an organised Bolton; Newcastle nicked all three points when Michael Owen rose like morning glory to glance Geremi's cross in.  With four points from the first two games and more importantly a clean sheet (shock horror) things look pretty lovely on Tyneside.

 

Bolton will probably feel a bit aggrieved not to have got something from the game but unfortunately for them Shay brought his iron-like left fist to the party saving, superbly and surprisingly, Nolan's spot kick.  Given is certainly not renowned for his penalty prowess.  If Milner had put away an easy chance before Owen got his goal, the game could have been a lot easier, but that in truth would have been harsh on Ginger Mourinho's men.  

 

Owen looked sharp the moment he came on, which will be important, as Martins' injury suffered during the game looks to have him out of the squad for at least two weeks.  With 'the Duffer' picking up a whack to the leg as well, our injury list is on the increase...again.  Surely King Kev can persuade Mike Ashley to part with a bit of his cash and get us a few, or maybe even one, last minute signing?  In all honesty it looks unlikely.

 

Still with the squad looking tight and together and our new signings doing the bizz, you can't complain too much.  Saying that, a defeat against Coventry mid-week in the Carling Cup may make the complaints a bit easier to come by.  Im sure Owen and the lads will make sure that does not happen, hopefully...


21 Aug, 08 | Tags: Match Reports

What the hell was that!? Not only did the Toon look like an actual outfit in all areas, but unheard qualities like playing for 90 minutes, closing down and a physical presence seemed to be there in abundance.  Most Newcastle fans will have spent the majority of pre-season worrying about what looked like a very difficult time ahead, while moaning about the lack of big signings (there weren’t even the traditional crazy transfer rumours for players who would never come to St James’.)  While a 1-1 draw at Old Trafford doesn’t mean all of our problems are over; it does suggest that this season may be ok after all.

 

 

The most pleasing aspect was how the three new guys performed who, by all doing their part, were the reason for Newcastle’s well organised display.  Jonas Gutierrez gave a man of the match performance going forward and tracking back that will guarantee Spidey his cult status in less than a month.  Danny Guthrie surprised everyone with an excellent centre midfield display, while Fabricio Coloccini threatened to form a half decent centre back partnership with Taylor…It will never last.   

 

 

As for the team as a whole, the gradual introduction of passing football by King Kev is there for all to see.  Martins turned up, which is always a bonus, holding the ball well and taking his goal very nicely indeed.  The defence were solid for most of the game, while the midfield had a nice aggressive streak, matched with a pleasant bit of flair.  It was, unbelievably, a team display.  The Magpies didn’t even have to make a sub.  With players still to come back from injury and the possibility of a few more signings, some welcome early season momentum may well be on the cards.

 

 

Yes, there was the trademark of conceding an instant equaliser after taking the lead and, Man Utd did have more than a few unfortunate injuries before and during the match, but damn it, most fans would have taken a 3-0 defeat so who cares.


21 Aug, 08 | Tags: Latest News

In what has hit blogger’s all over the World Wide Web, Catflap’s Newcastle Utd blogger has gone on a little vacation which has hindered his first few items of news.  Don’t worry too much though; the posts will soon start to flow.


Formed 1881. St James’. Blaydon Races. League titles, relegation, promotion.  Jackie Milburn, domestic and European glory 1969.  From Super Mac to Big Jack, relegation, Micky Quinn. The Messiah in ‘92, Toon Army. Shearer. 5-0 - Phillipe Albert. “I would love it.” Resignation, Tino’s treble, Guillet’s madness, FA Cup Finals…sigh. Bobby Robson, hope restored. Souness, Roeder and Allardyce…oh dear. The return of King Kev. Mike Ashley. For now…


15 Aug, 08 | Tags:

Name: Dominic Youdan
Age: 21
Years supported: 15 Years
First game: Wimbledon F.C
Favourite all time player: Alan Shearer
Favourite current player: Michael Owen
Worst ever player: Stephen Carr
Fantasy signing: Rafael van der Vaart
Tell us a secret: We can't defend....
Who's the Daddy: John Beresford
Favourite chant: Blaydon Races
We’ll finish: 9th...maybe.
If your club were a band: Maroon 5 - nobody hates them, they're always entertaining but they ain't that good...


 

 

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Newcastle Vital Stats
  • Name: Newcastle United FC
  • Nickname: The Magpies
  • Founded: 1881
  • Ground: St James' Park
  • Capacity: 52,387
  • Chairman: Mike Ashley
  • Manager: Kevin Keegan
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