Middlesbrough FC

Prince Harry has signed for Wigan Athletic. The Royalty known as Prince Henry of Wales decided to join up-and-coming Wigan instead of joining down-and-going-down Middlesbrough. What is he playing at?! Not even Southgate's old muckers at Crystal 'Buckingham' Palace could tempt the ginger warrior to sign for Boro.

Apparently Middlesbrough's four year offer worth £19,999-a-week was not good enough to fund Harry's social expenses. Wigan came in with an offer of £20,000-a-week and got their man.

Good luck to the Championship player that has not proved himself in the Premiership before. I'm not bitter at all. He is not worth £20K a week. Plus he would have had to dye his hair because Boro folk don't get on with ginger-cakes!



Come On Boro!!