Middlesbrough FC

I will be at the Chelsea game tonight sitting in a home seat though. I have decided t take up a friend up on his offer of going to watch the game, but part of the offer was to sit in the front row of the Matthew Harding stand. Good luck to me, you lot are saying.

Apparently the Matthew Harding stand is where I'll find the, how do I put this nicely, more eccentric and passionate fans. I've been told not to wear any red. I thought as long as I have no Middlesbrough emblems, badges or crests then I'll be ok. It might rain and the only waterproof I have is a long red raincoat. I'll take my chances I think.

What if Boro score? Well, I can safely say, I'll be as quiet as a mouse on the outside, but I will be erupting like a volcano inside.

No matter what happens, It's my fault for accepting the offer.

Good luck Youngy!

Come On Boro!