Middlesbrough FC

Gareth Southgate has just been seen in Doctor Browns drinking himself stupid. Onlookers and locals are wondering what he is doing getting drunk the night before a big game.

Southgate is so drunk that he is telling some stranger the Boro line-up for tomorrow's game against Blackburn.

GS - "It was like I was saying. Skippy will be in goals tomorrow."

Stranger - "yip."

GS - "I'm going to play tomorrow because the other lot can't defend proper. Me and Ugo at the back!"

Stranger - "yip."

GS - "We've got Juninho for tomorrow's game. He will run the show for us!"

Stranger - "pork scratching?"

GS - "Up front you say. I was getting to that before you rudely interrupted me. We have Ravanelli and Yakubu up top. We should get some goals tomorrow!!!"

Stranger - "your a wierdo mate."

GS - "Excuse me."

Gareth ran to the bogs presumably to be sick. He was in a mess and listening to what just came out of his mouth more s**t was obviously being thrown up. He's going to be in a sorry state tomorrow!!

Come On Boro!!