Middlesbrough FC

Emanuel Pogatetz will be fit to face the hungry pack of wolves on Saturday in the F.A. Cup. Poggi 'the fouling' Doggi has recovered from a hamstring injury and is set to return in time for the big cup game.

Wolves better be scared of our Austrian mongrel. His bite is nastier than his appearance which is saying something. Remember the ball biting incident in the Euros?? That could well be a Wolves player's head on Saturday!

Good to have the most mentally unstable player at Middlesbrough back in training. He's our captain you know!