(Voiceover) Some stuff happened in
the previous episodes, i wasn't really paying attention. What I do know
is that Graeme Souness & Terry McDermott; "The Perma-Kops", are hot
on the trial of The Red Robber, and it's lead them to the scene of one
of their great triumphs.
Cue 70's Cop Theme Music and images of Souey & McDermott disco dancing and flying into tackles on muddy pitches.
GS: OK Mac, lets put our heads together
TM: Not literally though man, our perms would cause some kind of static explosion.
GS: You're right Terry, lets think then. What have these robberies got in common?
TM: Well, they're all houses that belong to Liverpool players, we know that much.
GS: That's right. Now why would someone want to harm Liverpool and it's players?
TM: Revenge!
GS: Great thinking Mac but we've done a number on a few clubs and players over the years, we'll need to narrow it down.
TM: Well, this burglury business only started when Benitez arrived.
GS: I've got it. Gerrard Houllier; the French Fibber. He wants revenge
for us sacking him and forcing him to go and win title after title with
Lyon.
TM: That's spot on Souey, lets get over to gay Paris and see what excuse he's got for this.
We see a plane leave John Lennon Airport and Land at Charles De Gaulle airport. Then we see Souey & The Mac burst into Houillier's house.
GS: Right Houliier, we've traveled for 4 hours to get here and had
all our Soul Glo confiscated at customs, you better tell us what we
want to know. Are you The Red Robber, have you been burglarizing the
Liverpool players?
GH: Of course it's not me, I'm a Liverpool fan, when I went to
University in Liverpool I used to stand on The Kop, I used to watch
great players like...
TM: Christ Souey, let's just take his word for it, I can't be arsed listening to this story again.
GS: You're not wrong there. Anyway, I've got a feeling the rat is closer to home.
End