(VOICEOVER) Last week on Kops & Robbers... well actually, just read the last episode you lazy sods. For those of you who can't read; here's a quick reminder. Graeme "Souey" Souness & Terry "Terry Mac" McDermott; "The Perma-Kops" have been hired by the Anfield hierarchy to find out who has been robbing the player's houses. They left the American Owner's offices to hunt down the culprit in a haze of "soul-glo" and static electricity.
Cue 70's Cop Show Music and scenes of Souness & McDermott lifting trophies, drinking champagne and sliding over the bonnets of Ford Capri's.
Souey and The Mac are hurriedly walking through Liverpool City Centre discussing how best to approach their dilemma.
GS: Right Mac, we've no suspects, no evidence and no motive. We need to think fast or who knows who's going to be next on this guy's hit list.
TM: Everyone's performance is going to suffer. How can people perform if they don't know who is going to be targeted next. And when it does happen to them it'll take some time for them to get over it.
GS: You're not wrong Mac, I mean; this guy could strike at any time. Its haphazard, it's thoughtless, it seems to have no pattern.
TM: You're dead right there Souey, my perm has lost all it's style too man. I can't believe someone has stolen our soul-glo!!!
GS: How are we supposed to concentrate on catching the Red Robber when our bonces don't have their usual bounce?
TM: Its OK Souey man, we're here now.
GS: Thank God, let's get in quick so we can take these daft balaclavas off, my moustache is beginning to itch.
Souey & The Mac enter "Mane Attraction" hair salon and soon exit again with their bouncy perms in full effect and dripping in soul-glo.
TM: Right Souey, now the perms are sorted we can get back to catching The Red Robber
GS: Nay bother pal, no one will escape now we've got our perm power back.
Together: The Perma-Kops are back!!!
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