In this week’s Catflap Magazine…
Ahead of Guus Hiddink's first game in charge of Chelsea this weekend we give you the only real facts you need to know about the Dutchman. Forget about his impressive managerial CV, did you know that he has a museum devoted to him in Holland? Or that he knows how to milk a cow? Also, following shocking allegations from Roman Pavlyuchenko that England's food and women aren't a patch on Russia's, we pit both countries head to head to find out who really rules. And if that's not enough, we've got Peter Crouch's dire new mobile phone ad. Trust us, it's as bad as it sounds...