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Catflap FC 3 - 0 Athletico GC

The new 5-a-side season started in style for Catflap FC last night, with a clean sheet and three goals in our opening Division 2 encounter against Athletico GC. We say encounter, but our opposition didn't turn up, leaving us stranded and alone on the pitch freezing our knackers off ala Scotland v Estonia in 1996. But we did have a ten minute kickabout between ourselves and we've woken up sore and bruised this morning anyway, so there's no question we earned the victory...

We're in third place already, bring on next week... when hopefully we'll get someone other than Rik Sellers to take the picture. Someone who is able to get the focus right, take more than one picture and not capture their own reflection in the back window. And we're told he has a degree in photography too...