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According to FIA president Max Mosley sadomasochism is an entirely normal, natural and healthy part of a person’ sex. Hmmm. Each to their own and all that, but the best bit about the whole case was that he accused the News of the World, of demeaning and humiliating him and “upsetting’ his family in the process. Great. Nothing to do with him forking out for a gaggle of hookers, some whips and uniforms and then being thrashed on his leathery 68-year-old backside, oh no. Without further a Freddy, then, let us present our…

CATFLAP SADOMASOCHISM XI

SLAVE BEASANT

PASCAL CHIMBONDAGE
SAMI WHIPPIA
JAAP STAMP
STEVE HARNESS

NICKY BUTT PLUG
FRANK NIPPLE CLAMPARD
MUZZLE IZZET

STAN COLLAR-MORE
MARCUS BENDOVER
PETER CROTCH ROPE

MANAGER: ALEX McLEASH