The Football Blog

You might have read the quaint little story recently of the piglet in Thirsk that was scared of mud. We don’t want to sound like we’re reading a bedtime story, but it seems this little piggy went to the market and got himself some Wellington boots to overcome its fear. Or rather his owners did. They saw that poor Cinders was suffering from mysophobia, the fear of dirt, and gave him a miniature set of Wellies. Since then he’s been like a pig in, yeah you saw it a mile off…Anyway, in honour of young Cinders here is our...

CATFLAP FARMYARD XI

BOAR MYHILL

GARETH BALE
DJIMI TRACTORE
DANNY PIGGINBOTOM
PHIL VEAL

CARLTON FARMER
LEE CATTLEMOLE
PAUL PESTICIDELIDO

GEOFF HORSEFIELD
SHAUN GOATER
ALAN SHEARER

MANAGER: AVRAM GRUNT
CHAIRMAN: BARRY STY

Read the story of Cinders and his Wellingtons here