The Football Blog

Did you miss Dan Gosling's last minute winner because of ITV's blunder?

Then let the Tic Tacs - the advert you saw instead of the goal - recreate the moment for you. As they put it "Dan wasn’t available, and Goodison Park was being mown. However, six ‘Tic Tacs’ and a boggy pitch at Hackney Marsh were deemed suitable substitutes and a classic encounter of Orange vs Lime brought the goal to life. 118 seconds in, lucky Limes scored the blinder and the crowd of almost 40,000 went wild." Well, it made us chuckle...

And not a Beadle in sight...

And yes, as you can tell from the fact he looks like he's hiding a turtle up his top, this was from a few years ago...

...Is the worst thing we've ever seen

Bar nothing. Ever...

Fabio gets an eyeful back in Italy...

To think over here the best he gets to look at is Motson and Crooks...

The Spurs winger nabs his agent's prize possession following a rather unique bet...

It's tough being a footballer these days isn't it? You're paid thousands for sponsorship deals from any amount of companies, and all you have to do for them is wear their kit or use their stuff. Or, if you're David Bentley, kick footballs from the top of four-story buildings. During a visit to Red Bull HQ the other day, Bentley's agent bet him his watch, worth a measly £15k, that he couldn't get it in the skip below. We're not sure if this is real or not, but the story goes that he got it in first time. Needless to say David can't complain if his agent turns up late to their next meeting...