NO. 3: Ruud Gullit
At its finest, his face fur could have played up front on its own. Thick, luxurious and threatening, it put many defenders off at the vital moment, allowing Gullit to swoop in for a customary towering header. Danny Blind never got over it.
Azor says: And you lot think it was a coincidence that he was plagued by knee trouble? Big muzzie, bad kness, You do the math...