New HoRiiseons!
After seven glorious (if somewhat error filled) years at Anfield, everybody’s favourite ginger Norwegian is heading for pastas new. FC Roma is the destination for Mr Riise and after packing his new Mercedes SL65 with wrist sweat-bands and a few bottles of factor 365 sun-cream, he will swap the European culture capital that is Liverpool for the somewhat ‘chavish’ Eternal City. At least he will travel in style, and with its V12 engine and 612bhp he will leave the city limits quicker than Ringo Starr. Couple of tips to take with you to Italy John. They drive on the right over there. And when you are defending a corner, head it away from your own goal…