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When he was first appointed England boss, Fabio Capello was unlucky enough to have even his mother questioned by the tabloid press. Even worse news for Don Fabio were the quotes she came out with. “He was always a mummy’s boy, being a single child,” she said. “He is tender like a mimosa flower.” Like a flower? Not brutal and murderous like The Godfather at all. Oh well. Here, then, is our…

CATFLAP FLORA AND FAUNA XI

PETAL CECH

AZALEA DIXON
BASILE FOLI-AG
JON ARNE FREESIA

LEAF GILLESPIE
DOUGIE FREESIA
LEE PARSLEY
ANDY WEED
FLORAL MALOUDA

CHRYSTANTHEMUM SUTTON
DANDELION DICHIO

MANAGER: MARELLO TULIPPI