The Football Blog

According to new research, stories that begin with “according to new research this week” tend to be rubbish. But we’re going to carry on anyway, as this week said research revealed that breakfast is the most important meal of the day when it comes to losing weight. Apparently eating big in the morning means you won’t each as much during the day. So while we go off to stock up on porridge and black pudding, here is our...

CATFLAP BREAKFAST XI

MICHAEL OATS

GOLDEN GRAHAM LE SAUX
TITUS SCRAMBLED EGG
WES HASH BROWN

DAVID GRANOLA
BARRY HORNE FLAKES
SHREDDIES LJUNBERG
DE MARCUS MUESLI

RICARDO FULL ENGLISH
OJ CAMPBELL
RYAN BAGEL

MANAGER: PHIL BRAN
ASSISTANT: PAT RICE CRISPIES
CHAIRMAN: BARRY FRY UP
DIRECTOR OF FOOTBALL: DAVID SHREDDED PLEAT