Whilst browsing the Everton section on the BBC site yesterday, I noticed an update regarding Moyes' seeming inability to sign a piece of paper which would grant him millions and millions and millions of pounds, and make the majority of toffees very happy:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/e/everton/7661542.stm
For the most part it's a pretty standard article regarding the ongoing contract shenanigans, but a quote from the chief executive Robert Elstone caught my attention, it reads thus:
"The reason it has taken time is because neither side saw any issues. It will, I'm sure, be announced very soon,"
Now it could be that this was a misquote or I'm misunderstanding the point completely, but if there were no issues then surely that would make the contract easier to sign? It's this kind of weird Orwellian logic that is making this the dullest contract saga since the last incredibly dull contract saga. Anyway, this is the last time I shall mention this until something actually happens, or until my face caves in with sheer apathy towards the whole affair.