Formed 1878, Saint Domingo, later Everton. Dixie Dean: 60 goals, 39 games, League Cup x 3. Howard Kendall 1984-85, European Cup Winners' Cup, Heysel putting a downer on things, Joe Royle 1995 FA Cup final PAUL RIDEOUT!, 1-0 to the toffees, Walter Smith: lower table mediocrity, David Moyes: Large eyed demon of a manager, Wayne Rooney with a screamer against Arsenal, sold to Man U for £23 mil. 2005: Bust up over a new stadium, 2008: Bust up over another new Stadium, Sylvester Stallone, feed the Yak and a seemingly never-ending quest for a signature on Moyes' new contract. Now what...?