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    <title>Blue is the colour for JC</title>
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    <published>2008-08-19T09:53:32.843+01:00</published>
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Fresh after firing the Blues to the top of the table with his opening goal against
Portsmouth on the weekend, Joe Cole has expressed his desire to stay at Chelsea for
the long-term.
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Following the example set by Chelsea and England colleague Frank Lampard, Cole has
moved to wrap up a new contract that would keep the imp-footed midfielder at Stamford
Bridge for the rest of his career.
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Speaking while on international duty with the England squad this week, JC explained;
“I love it here, the club want to sign me and there won’t be any problems. I suggested
that I concentrate on my performances this season because it’s not nice for the fans
to have an ongoing thing, but I will be a Chelsea player for the rest of my career.”
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While not actually name checking Lampard it is clear that JC does not wish to have
a repeat of Frank’s contract saga, one that has engulfed Stamford Bridge over the
past two and a half years.
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This news comes as a boost for supporters following speculation linking the little
maestro with moves to, among others, Martin O’Neil’s Aston Villa.
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With worries hanging over our frontline JC could be one of the most important players
for us over the upcoming campaign. However his progress in the team could yet be stunted,
with the possible arrival of the overpriced and unreliable Brazilian winger Robinho
from Spanish giants Real Madrid casting doubt over his place in the side.
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    <title>Mutu accuses 'inhumane' Blues</title>
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    <published>2008-08-18T20:46:20+01:00</published>
    <updated>2008-08-18T20:52:02.34375+01:00</updated>
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One time Chelsea forward and Romanian international, Adrian Mutu, has today announced
he will challenge a ruling by Fifa that he must pay the blues a whopping £13.68m.
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Chelsea decided to sue Mutu for the sum on the basis that his own actions led to the
club losing money that they had invested, both in his wages and transfer fee. His
failed drugs test in 2004 spelt the end of his career at The Bridge after a promising
start.
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Today Mutu had this to say; "This sanction is not right, because I don't think I have
committed a crime that merits such an amount. It is an unjust and inhumane sentence.
We are going to appeal."
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While he was at best misguided and at worst downright stupid in taking illegal drugs
and risking the wrath of his club, the £13.68m total which Chelsea wish to be paid
is a staggering amount. Making the striker’s protestations not the least surprisingly.
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However, if football clubs start following the example set by Chelsea then it can
only lead to a cleaner and subsequently improved game. Rumours that the club are set
to fine the player a further £5m for a clear infringement of their ‘strictly no freaky
Enrique Iglesias type moles’ policy are as of yet unfounded.
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Mutu, a £15.8m signing from Parma back in 2003, was one of the first new arrivals
at the start of the Abramovich era. An initial hit with fans before a series of indifferent
performances, Mutu was eventually sacked by Chelsea after testing positive for cocaine.
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    <title>Tinkerman serves up a treat as Chelsea go with the Flo.</title>
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    <published>2008-08-18T17:35:04.437+01:00</published>
    <updated>2008-08-18T17:47:26.34375+01:00</updated>
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Chelsea’s 4-0 demolition of Portsmouth on the opening weekend of the Premier League
season ensured an impressive start to Phil Scolari’s reign at Stamford Bridge. However,
as comprehensive a victory as it was, it doesn’t match up in terms of sheer excitement
to Claudio Ranieri’s first game at the helm…
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          <strong>Manchester United 3-3 Chelsea (2000/2001)</strong>
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Back in 2000, when Ken Bates ruled with an iron fist, the Kings Road was often the
setting for many a weird and wonderful decision. Going into one of our biggest games
of the season we found ourselves being led by the largely unknown and completely inaudible
Claudio Ranieri. His appointment would prove to be a popular one, unlike that of the
bumbling translator accompanying Claudio while he familiarised himself with the English
language.
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The exhilarating 3-3 draw that marked the start of the tinkerman’s time in charge
would typify the style of football to be played by the blues under his leadership.
Not even a blood-strewn, all action David Beckham performance could produce a winner
as we showed why many had tipped us for success that season.
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Taking the lead through a venomous Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink shot, only to allow Scholes,
Sheringham and Beckham to put Man U in the driving seat would have spelt the end for
many visiting sides at Old Trafford.
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Ranieri’s spirited and wonderfully unpredictable side produced an impressive comeback,
with the likes of Le Saux and Di Matteo shining as two Tore Andre Flo goals salvaged
a point on a memorable day for the tinkerman. 
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    <title>Art Deco (Or something a little less cliché explaining Deco ran the show...)</title>
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    <published>2008-08-18T12:58:03.515+01:00</published>
    <updated>2008-08-18T12:59:43.90625+01:00</updated>
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Compared to summers of recent past the last few months at Chelsea have been noticeably
quiet, give or take a £35 million contract for London’s finest fat midfielder. With
this in mind you would have been forgiven for expecting a low key start to our campaign,
one of those hard-fought 1-0 victories that Jose specialised in perhaps?
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Nothing of the sort. This weekend’s lesson seems to have been, that unlike his predecessors,
Big Phil doesn’t deal in anything but the spectacular.
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Not since the days of the tinker man have we so effortlessly brushed past a side in
the league, while under Mourinho and Grant it was often threatened a four goal hiding
was still something of a rarity. Comparisons with Scolari’s world cup winning Brazilian
side, while very lazy, seem unavoidable.
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It was a game littered with accomplished performances from Chelsea stalwarts such
as Lampard and Joe Cole, yet it was the two new signings that stole the show.
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Portuguese international Bosingwa ripped Portsmouth’s left side to shreds, while Deco
added an unusual air of calmness to proceedings with incisive passing, neat footwork
and finally a thunderbolt of a fourth goal.
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In his fluorescent orange attire our human traffic cone of a goalkeeper was required
to make a sharp block from an advancing Peter Crouch in the first half, bar this he
stayed untested for the duration of the game. Much unlike his opposite number David
James.
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The only difficulty Scolari now finds himself with is that of how to fit Michael Essien
back in the team. With Bosingwa giving such an accomplished and at times terrifyingly
attacking performance at right back, it seems as though the default ‘lets shove him
in at full back’ move has been ruled out.
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Overall. Far, far too comfortable. If Big Phil manages to operate such a well oiled
machine when Drogba returns, Anelka throws the toys out of the pram, Ashley Cole berates
his first referee of the season and Deco actually gets punished for a horror tackle
then he really <em>is</em> a genius.
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    <title>QUIKIPEDIA</title>
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    <published>2008-08-15T18:23:42.062+01:00</published>
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      <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Formed 1905. The Kings Road, Stamford Bridge,
the pensioners, little success. Ted Drake - league title, Peter Osgood, FA Cup. Kerry
Dixon’s mullet. Ken Bates’ electric fences, Glenn Hoddle’s 3-5-2. Ruud Gullit and
sexy football. Gianluca and Gianfranco; FA Cups and massive debt. Roman Abromovich
- oil, Chelski, bye bye Tinker Man. The Special One - Terry, Lampard, Drogba, overcoats,
league titles and dogs. Avram Grant - sexless football and tears in Moscow. Big Phil…<p></p><img width="0" height="0" src="http://www.catflapfootball.com/Football-Blogs/Chelsea/aggbug.ashx?id=f1b87226-eb40-47ac-b3ab-a22b58d297b0" /></div>
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    <title>Ed's Credentials</title>
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    <published>2008-08-15T18:22:20.625+01:00</published>
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        <b>Name: </b>Jack Preston.<br /><b>Age:</b> 21.<br /><b>Years supported:</b> 16.<br /><b>First game:</b> Chelsea 3 - 0 Man City, 1994/95.<br /><b>Favourite all time player: </b>Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink (sorry Gianfranco).<br /><b>Favourite current player:</b> Michael Essien.<br /><b>Worst ever player:</b> Slaviša Jokanović.<br /><b>Fantasy signing: </b>Kaka.<br /><b>Tell us a secret:</b> I have exactly the same white colourings in my facial hair
as Roman Abramovich, sadly that is where our similarities start and finish. 
<br /><b>Who's the Daddy:</b> Virtually the whole of the squad judging by the amount of
times our players have celebrated a goal with the immensely annoying 'rock the cradle'
celebration.<br /><b>Favourite chant: </b>Ten Men Went To Mow.<br /><b>If Chelsea were a band:</b> Morrissey. Like him or hate him, everyone has an opinion.
Been around at the top for a long time, capable of brilliance but guilty of all too
often flattering to deceive with middle of the road rubbish.  <br />
We'll finish: 1st, just.<br /><br /><p></p><img width="0" height="0" src="http://www.catflapfootball.com/Football-Blogs/Chelsea/aggbug.ashx?id=0742aaba-1eee-48e8-952b-aeda9407e7c5" /></div>
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