Bolton Wanderers FC

Crayons ready? Eyes down for another full house of musings!

- I’m concerned at the Catflap situation. No communication? no weekly e-mags dropping in the e-mail box? Ali is wondering how many more of these columns he will get to write?

- It’s about time Colleen Nolan went out of Dancing On Ice. How she made it this far is beyond me (bloody Loose Women viewers…).

- The Apprentice is back next week. Wa-hey!

- Comic Relief wasn’t too bad this year. Wasn’t great, but wasn’t too bad…

- The 2 Liverpool results from last week? Holy shit – where did they come from? Impressive stuff.

- But Rafa is still a fat, arrogant, Spanish waiter.

- What’s the fuss about Lady Ga-Ga? I think she’s crap. So does Mrs Al-Habsi. She prefers a bit of Deep Purple.

- I’ve got my Michael Jackson tickets for the O2 concerts. So I’m going to sell them on E-Bay as the plastic freak-show exhibit isn’t going to make it through all those concerts. There’s more chance of Shola Ameobi being the top scorer in the 2010 World Cup.