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Strictly Come Jungling To The Betting Column Factor
14 Nov, 08 | Tags: Post From The Pub

Well, if Peter Kay can put a minimum amount of effort into making a 2 hour show and 2 singles without raising a single bloody laugh, I can do the same with an equally piss-poor post title.

 

Anyway, as we’re on the countdown to Christmas, I’m feeling added pressure to really bring home the bacon with these betting columns, to enable all the loyal BWFC blog readers (i.e. Baldylocks & Wally) to get extra funds with which to buy booze, curry and presents at this wondrous time of year. Hence the following selection of undoubted winners, which returns at a very sexy 25/1. Good night and good luck…

 

Man United,  Chelsea,  Birmingham,  Wolves,  Leeds,  Leicester  &  Bury.


Friday, November 14, 2008 9:21:56 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
I've more hope of seeing Upsydaisey's Tittyfers than your bets coming in ...
Igglepiggle
Friday, November 14, 2008 9:40:04 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Hehehe! You'll be eating those words come Sunday, you little HaaHoo...
Mick Green
Saturday, November 15, 2008 12:47:13 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
More chance of Bet Lynch each way, (Much more!)
Norris Cole
Saturday, November 15, 2008 9:47:12 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
'Strictly Come Jungling' sounds good to me, can I bring my white bikini?
Myleen
Sunday, November 16, 2008 8:59:10 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Let your old man do the betting column...at least he gets one right every year.

And just for today, Celtic, AC Milan, Udinese Gronigen.
Pays just over 6/4
Alf Roberts Corner Shop
Sunday, November 16, 2008 2:48:21 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
I'm thinking of re recording one of my hits, what do you think?

Greenfinger
He's the man, the man with the hopeless touch
A wide boy's touch
Such an old minger
with bets that will never win
So don't go in

Golden tips he will pour in your ear
But his tips can't disguise what you fear
For a wise punter knows when he's picked 'em
It's the kiss of death ...

From Mister Greenfinger
Pretty girl, beware of his bets so bold
His bets are cold
Shirley Bassey
Sunday, November 16, 2008 8:05:48 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
As those hip-young things write now-a-days, LMFAO!

I can no longer pinpoint with 100% accuracy quite who's writing all this shit (though I have a good idea...) but the Shirley Bassey comment is a classic! I need to go and have a wee now..
Mick Green
Monday, November 17, 2008 12:56:00 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Agreed, some of them are comedy gold !!
Do we not get a best of blogs comments section ?

These need more air time - we're posting better stuff than you !! Haha
Wal
Monday, November 17, 2008 12:56:31 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
I say 'we' ... most of it must be Eric !
Wal
Tuesday, November 18, 2008 4:19:12 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Quote - 'Well, if Peter Kay can put a minimum amount of effort into making a 2 hour show and 2 singles without raising a single bloody laugh'

So you don't want to carry on as my stunt double?
Peter Kay
Thursday, November 20, 2008 10:22:01 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Hehehe! Feck off!

And Wal - a 'best of the cheeky comments' post will be on here as a Christmas special...
Mick Green
Friday, November 21, 2008 10:22:59 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Ist Prize - A night out with Mick Green.
2nd Prize - I think you know the answer.
Baldylocks
Saturday, November 22, 2008 1:27:48 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Yyyaaaaawwwwwnnnnnn.....
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