Happy New Year! I hope you’re all fairing better than me at the moment. I’m looking a little more portly than usual as a result of caning the Becks & Chocolate Oranges over the festive period but fear not – my love of stupid quiz show answers still shines through like a beacon in the night! Here’s my latest batch for you – I’d love to stop and chat some more but I need to head for the rowing machine. I’m not keen on not being able to see my manly bits for my gut, so it’s time to shed the pounds! All the best. Jamie. x
Cotton buds carry a warning not to insert them into which part of the body?
Eyes?
What ‘B’ is the cake covered in marzipan with a pin and cream-coloured chequered inside?
Banoffee?
What man-made structure, built during the 3rd century B.C., is often said to be visible from space?
The Millennium Dome?
Host: Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film festival every year?
Contestant: I don’t know. I need a clue.
Host: Ok. What do beans come in?
Contestant: Cartons???
Host: What is another name for ‘cherrypickers’ and ‘cheesemongers’?
Contestant: Homosexuals?
Host: No. They’re regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.