Who lives in a crib like this? Hmmmm…let’s take a look at the clues.
The lounge is very stylish, seemingly filled with furniture from Ikea. The entire Abba back catalogue can be found in the CD rack, along with albums by Ace of Base, Roxette and The Hives. Amongst the many DVD’s are Shola Ameobi’s Finishing Skills and a selection of Britt Ekland movies. It appears this fellow has had some time on his hands of late, as there are a number of empty KFC boxes and McDonalds cartons hidden underneath the couch, plus a TV magazine is open with various daytime programmes highlighted in fluorescent marker (Jeremy Kyle, Loose Women, Cash In The Attic, Balamory etc).
In the garage is a gleaming Saab, along with a signed & framed Tomas Brolin picture (taken, thankfully, from his leaner glory years, before he discovered the joys of pie & chip shops in Leeds).
The en-suite positively gleams. There are plenty of hair-grooming and beauty products, for both men and women. Appearance is obviously a big issue for this person, seemingly his partner too. Silk sheets and scented candles set a romantic (some might say sensual) setting. A mirrored ceiling reflects the Victoria Silvstedt picture adorning the wall, dressed in her skimpies. A well-thumbed instructional book ‘How To Gain Confidence, Start Hitting The Net and Justify Your Lofty Fee’, by Bobby Zamora, is on one of the bedside tables.
So there are the clues. But who lives in a crib like this???