Faster than a speeding tortoise! Stronger than a year old piece of Brie. Bigger than a gnat’s chuff! It’s the all-new super-powered betting column!
Tremble away Northy – prepare to be vanquished!
Laugh away Enoch Hewis – your snide asides will have to be used elsewhere this weekend! This is a bloody winner! 14/1 too!
As we’re entering the business end of the season, it’s time to make some serious corn. Starting now. Chocs away, tally-ho and let’s give the bastards a good scudding chaps!
Newcastle, Wolves, Leeds, Burton Albion, West Ham,