A good week this week - even Comic Relief looks mildly promising:
Monday 9th:
C5: 20.00: The Gadget Show
Loads of gizmos and Suzy Perry's arse - what's not to like?
Tuesday 10th:
ITV1: 19.30: Liverpool v Real Madrid
Will Liverpool seize the moment or will it be another nail in the Spanish fruitloop's coffin? Intriguing...
BBC3: 22.30: Horne & Corden
Will it be a king-sized hit or a bumper bag of shit? Only time will tell...
Thursday 12th:
BBC1: 20.00: Kilimanjaro - The Big Red Nose Climb
Cheryl & Kimberley from Girls Aloud? Denise Van Outen? Alesha Dixon? Ignore the wassocks masquerading as men - this is going to be worth watching.
BBC1: 21.00: Comic Relief Does The Apprentice
An enertaining prelude to the main series, starting soon.
Friday 13th:
BBC1: All evening - Comic Relief
Looks quite promising this year. From a football point-of-view, James Corden as Smithy giving a team-talk to the England team looks half-decent...