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Well, Jussi Jaaskelainen is heading into Rivington to hunt for Puffins to be added to the delectable seabird risotto he’s cooking up for Mrs Jaaskelainen’s tea.
Gretar Steinsson is heading off to Budapest to take a starring role in the new Stephen Seagull movie ‘Badass Baddie Mauler 3 – The Return of the Eco-Flangemeister’. Gretar will play Baddie #3 in a scene where Mr Seagull kicks the arses of 37 gang members in a street brawl.
Fabrice Muamba is attending the ‘Johnny Vegas Pottery is Sexy’ workshop in St Helens.
Andy O’Brien and Gavin McCann are filming a pilot for their new sketch-show ‘O’Brien & McCann’. Having seen the piss-poor trailers for the new BBC3 vehicle for James Horden and Matthew Corne, it would appear that being amusing is no longer a basic requirement for a comedy show…
Matty Taylor is taking his missus to watch the Monsters of 80’s Rock tour at the Bolton Albert Hall, starring Poison, White Lion, Cinderella, The Quireboys & Def Leppard. What do you mean, you didn’t know Matty’s a rocker? Have you seen his tats?
Ebi Smolarek is fitting a hot-tub in his back garden. Seems a bit premature to me, but there you go…
Ariza Makukula is recording his version of the Los del Rio classic ‘Macarena’, with a view to making an assault on the charts in a couple of weeks. All together now; ‘Hey, who’s that stump earning 20k a week? Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy, Makukula!’