Well hello darlings. Ali here, trying to get these bloody crayons to work whilst wearing a thermal vest, 3 t-shirts, 4 sweaters and a pair of gloves. Here’s my musings from the past few days – enjoy and here’s hoping they give you something to ponder. Your old mucker. Ali-A. x
- It may be colder than a polar bear’s chuff but why does this country always come to a standstill when a few flakes of the white-stuff (and I’m not talking Colombian marching powder here) fall out of the sky?
- Good-bye and good luck to my old mate Kev ‘calmmmmm darrrrnn’ Nolan. All the best buddy.
- Gordon Ramsey’s swearing – why all the kerfuffle? You go to a chippy, you expect chips. You go to a pub, you expect beer. You go to a brothel, you expect a bit of jiggy-jiggy. You watch Gordon Ramsey, you expect the odd naughty word or 200. Get a life and watch something else, you whining f*&king bastards.
- Dec (of Ant & Dec fame) getting up close and personal with the delightful Georgie Thompson of Sky Sports News fame? The jammy little Geordie bugger…
- What a performance by Andy Murray in the Aussie Open. He’s no longer a Brit – he’s a bloody sweaty sock again now, the useless get.
- Please, please, please, please vote for Todd Carty in Dancing on Ice (plus a few votes for Jessica and Roxanne as savers for us totty-fans). The guy is an absolute comedy legend.
- Made a meal and through it up on Sunday, I, got a lot of things to learn
Unless I go and try to kneecap Jussi, I’ll, just have to wait my turn…
- Mike Riley is as much use as a chocolate fooking teapot, or an arthritic donkey on Blackpool beach. Nay, scrap that – he’s as much use as a mouldy fanny. What a feckless, self-centred gobshite of a man. Why doesn’t he do us all a favour and just piss off to Australia to undertake a bit of great-white sight-seeing/diving whilst wearing a wet-suit made entirely from raw meat. Preferably without the use of a cage…
- I have Frank Lampard in my fantasy league team…