Name: Mick Green.
Age: 34.
Years supported: 26.
First game: Honestly can't remember! Something from the George Mulhall days in the early 80's.
Favourite all time player: J.J. Okocha.
Favourite current player: Kevin Davies.
Worst ever player: Mario Jardel.
Fantasy signing: Salma Hayek. Failing that, Cesc Fabregas would add the creative genius the Bolton midfield is crying out for.
Tell us a secret: All football fans should read Ivan Campo's open letter to the Bolton fans on Guillaume Balague's website. Lump-in-the-throat, tear-inducing stuff that shows not all of today's players are simply money grabbing swines.
Who's the Daddy: After that letter, Ivan Campo.
Favourite chant: Simple but satisfying (and ever so ironic): - 'Can we play you every week?' Sung, with smug regularity over recent seasons, every time we beat Arsenal at the Reebok.
We'll finish: 15th.
If your club were a band: Westlife. The vast majority of people hate them and, although the glory years appear to be over, they're still slugging it out at the top table (for now....).