Name: Brendan Simpson.
Age: 22.
Years supported: 18
First game: Man United, won 1-0, Bergkamp with the goal and Wrighty began his dispute with Schmeichel.
Favourite all time player: Dennis Bergkamp. Favourite current player: Kolo Toure.
Worst ever player: Glenn Helder. A master of picking up the ball out wide, taking it to the by-line and doing absolutely sod-all with it; he was bloody awful. My negative feeling towards him is compounded by him being one of the players George Graham took a bung for - if you're going to take a bung at least make sure the player is at least half decent.
Fantasy signing: Kaka. He would fit in to our style perfectly.
Tell us a secret: I once went out with a girl solely because her dad had a box at Highbury. Didn't last, never saw the box.
Who's the Daddy: Mr Wenger, who else?
Favourite chant: “Who's that team they call the Arsenal?”
We’ll finish: 2nd or 3rd (close push for top if RVP can stay fit).
If your club were a band: London Philharmonic Orchestra. Music in its purest form and how everyone wants to play it. But can't.